EP5: Troubles

PREVIOUSLY: Beyonce and Jay z wen't out to dinner to celebrate Bey's success. Jay proposed to Bey she said yes and Bey's father stormed out.  Momma Tina Apologized for his behavior and soon after everyone went home.That same night  Beyonce heard a knock at her door only to find Mama Tina bruised and battered , When questioned by Bey who did this she replied Mathew.

Beyoncé pulled Mama Tina into the living room and called Jay downstairs. Jay came down stairs holding a bottle of baby  oil and wearing nothing but blue and white striped boxer’s.

Jay: “What baby you ready for round 2? O_O “

Bey: “JAY GO PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON MY MOTHER IS HERE!”

Jay: “Oh sh-.. My bad, Sorry Miss Ti-“

Bey: “JAY GO!”

Bey sits Mama Tina on the couch causing the black leather to squeak a little. Jay returned a mere minute later wearing stripped pajama pants and a rockawear crew neck.

Jay: “Oh my god Tina what happened? Are you alright? “

MT: “Oh Chile hushes all that up. It ain’t anything but a black eye and a bruised cheek.”

Bey: “Mama why did daddy do this?”

Jay: “Wait, Mathew did this?!”

Bey: “Jay HUSH! “

MT: “We got into after we left the restaurant that night.  He had been drinking and he found out I was leaving his sorry ass.”

Bey starts speaking as a tear rolls down her eye.

Bey: “Mama what? Why are you leaving him? Well not that he doesn’t deserve it now…”

MT: “Mathew wasn’t never good for shit! Lazy , cheating lying son of a bitch he was! The man act’s like he cares about his money more than me.”

Bey: “Mama if you need a place to stay or anything, some money just let me know!”

Mama Tina gave Bey the major side eye and stood up.

MT: “Bey you must have forgotten that I whipped YOUR ass and changed your shitty diapers! I can take care of my own damn self-sweetie! “

Bey: “But mama! “

MT: “but nothing!  I already put a down payment on a nice little mansion half an hour from here, my bags are packed and I’m leaving his sorry ass in the dust. “

Mama Tina took a pair of dark brown shades out of her purse and tied a cheetah print scarf around her head.

MT: “I can’t stay shooken up over this for too long Bey, I just can’t. Besides… When I divorce his ass I get half of EVERYTHING he owns! “

Jay giggled and started talking.

Jay: “Damn Bey, moms got it all figured out. “

MT: “Ya damn right I do.”  Mama Tina added slipping on her glasses.

Bey: “Mama is you sure you okay? “

MT: “ Yes Bey… now yall head back to bed… * notices Baby oil bottle in Jays hand *  Or whatever yall nasty asses was doing …  I’m gonna head out , the moving crew is furnishing my place tomorrow morning and I don’t need any of those ill hoodlums stealing my shit! “

Mama Tina hugged Bey and headed towards the door. Bey opened the door as Mama Tina stepped into the hall.

Bey: “Take care mama; Let me know if you need anything.”

MT: “I will honey.”

Bey shut the door and jumped on the couch next to Jay. She held onto Jay as he slid his arm around her body.

Jay: “Bey I –“

Bey: “Jay not tonight.”

Jay stopped talking and sat there in utter silence.  Jay understood how upset Bey was about her parent’s splitting. After all how could Mathew put his hands on her? Before they knew it they had fallen asleep on the couch. Bey woke up and noticed Jay wasn’t next to her and began to spaz out.

Bey: “Jay? … Jay?”
Jay yelling from the Kitchen:

Jay: “Bey Chill I’m just making breakfast. “

Bey yawned and resumed speaking.

Bey: “Good cause I can eat!”

Jay: “Where did you think I was? “

Bey: “I don’t know. Probably with that Rihanna bitch! “

Jay: “Bey I’m over her. “

Bey: “Huh! Damn right you over her.”

Bey: “The weddings in 2 months Jay!  Can you believe it... we’ll be married. Husband and wife!”

Jay: “King Jay z and Beyoncé  … married at last”

Bey: “Eh em… you mean KING Beyoncé?”

Jay: “Nigga please Ciara ended your career when she debuted  ...”

Bey: “WHO?”

Jay: “Ciara … Harris… You know goodies? “

Bey: “… Who? “

Jay: “Bey -__-“

Bey: “Oh... that’s right you mean C- ERROR? Jay that bitch needs to save her own flop ass career before she can even breathe my name…”

Jay: “Girl you a trip. “

Bey: “I’m hungry too! Make it sna-“Bey was interrupted by a knock on the door.

Bey: “DAMN, can we EVER get some alone time! I swear every time we get comfy. “Bey began reaching for the door.

Bey: “This better be something good too this time beca-“She opened the door to find her father standing there.

Mathew: “Hey Bey can I come in-“

Bey: “No. “

Mathew: “Bey I want you to know that I’m sorry for what ha- “

Bey: “Get your sorry ass off of my property…”

Mathew: “Bey… I’m your father.”

Bey: “Your point? “

Mathew: “So you would rather keep that big lipped camel looking nigga in your life than ME?!”

Bey held up her engagement ring and stared at it endlessly.

Bey: “Oh you mean my husband? Yes. I would. And after what you did to mama? PLEASE.”

Mathew: “I regret everything I was drunk!”

Bey: “Were you drunk when you cheated on her? When you neglected her for your own “Work” “?

Mathew: “Bey… I know you’re mad right now but as your father and manager – “

Bey: “OH yea about that… After we finish I am Sasha fierce… I’m done with you.  I’m going under a new management after that. And don’t even BOTHER showing up at the wedding… “

Mathew: “Who do you know that can manage you better than me? “

Bey moved out the way revealing Jay in the kitchen dancing to the temptations on the radio and singing too himself while stirring eggs in a skillet.

Mathew: “Oh well...i “

Bey: “Goodbye.”

Mathew: “BEY WAIT!”

Bey slammed the door in his face and headed back towards Jay.

Jay: “Who was it Bay? “

Bey: “Oh just one of Angie’s friends looking for a gig on the set of one of my videos.”

Jay began to speak but then she slowly crept up on him and gave him a long kiss on the lips. Jay backed off and bit his lips seductively and asked Bey:

Jay: “what was that for?”

Bey: “Promise me you’ll never leave me…”

Jay: “I can’t…”

Bey: “Jay… what are you saying…?”

Jay: “Bey I can’t promise you... I SWEAR to you I’ll NEVER leave you.”…..

*2 Months later at the wedding*

Solange, Angie, Bey and Ty were in Bey’s dressing room getting her ready.

Ty: “Damn bitch stop moving while I comb yo hair.”

Bey: “Nigga maybe if you didn’t BRUSH SO DAMN HARD! Whoever told your ratchet ass you were a stylist…”

Ty: “iight keep talking shit here, I’ll send yo ass out there looking like something off planet of the apes.”

Solo: “eh em... Ty... I got this.”

Bey: “Thanks Solange…”

Angie: “Damn Ty can you do anything right?”

Ty: “I CAN RIDE A BIG DI-“

Bey: “TY!”

Ty: * chuckles * “Yes?”

Bey: “Why don’t you go and get me a drink.”

Solo: “No you don’t...”

Bey: “… Yall really trying it on my wedding day huh?”

 Angie: “Bey you know damn well how you get when you drink…”

Bey: “I don’t know what you talking about.”

Ty: “Oh really?  So you don’t remember that time you had a few shots before your Ring the alarm performance and busted your shit all over that stage? Weave strands were EVERY WHERE…”

Bey: * laughing * Ty you a foo… I just want a few drinks so I can get in the mood you know? For the after party!”

Angie: “I see you Bey!”

Ty: “Solo should I let her have a shot of this Hen?”

Solange let out a sigh and began speaking again.

Solo: “I guess… it’s her choice.” Solange said as she stopped combing Bey’s hair.

Ty Poured Bey a shot and handed it to her.

*Kelly and Michelle enter the room.*

Kelly: “Bey is you almost ready? It’s HOT out there and I’m cooking!”

Michelle: “Well it’s not like you can get any darker…” Michelle mumbled looking away from Kelly.

Kelly: “Bi-.”

Bey: “Not on my wedding day yall wont…”

Kelly& Michelle: “Sorry Bey.”

Bey: “Now... Here’s to me and my new HUSBAND!” Just as Bey was about to dip her head back, Mama Tina barged through the doors and snatched it out of her hands.

MT: “Thanks Boo I needed that!” * Knocks shot back

Bey: “-_-.”

Kelly: “* Dying laughing * “Damn mama got hands! “

Michelle: “Good, liquor isn’t needed any way. What we need is a good prayer to get some good vibes flowing and some spiritual bondage – “

Solo: “You can take your ass back outside with all that.”

Kelly: “Agreed.”

MT: “Alright, Alright! Now Bey let’s get cracking the guest are almost ready for the ceremony. “

Bey: “Well… shit!”

Solo: “What’s wrong Bey? “

Bey: “I gotta piss!”

*Ty hands her a bucket*

MT: “Ch.… If you don’t get that infested shit away from my daughter…”

Bey: “I’ll be right back; I’ll just head to the ladies room.”

Angie: “In your dress Bey?”

Bey: “Yes I’ll be super careful!”

Bey dashed out towards the ladies room when she bumped into Jay.

Jay: “Wow you look beautiful…”

Bey: “Jay! Its bad luck to see your-“

Jay interrupted her with a kiss which made Bey glow.

Jay: “I love you.”

Bey kissed him on his lips again, but this time she held it for a while.

Bey: “Jay I’m pregnant.”

Jay’s eyes rolled to the back of his head as he fainted backwards astonished at the news he just received.

Bey: “Jay..? Jay….? Boo? Aw SHIT!” Bey said stomping on the ground causing her heel to snap.

Bey: “AW SHIT!!!!!!”

Bey ran back towards her dressing room and began to explain the situation.

MT: “Damnit Beyo-“Then the door shut and a loud ripping sound echoed through the room.

Kelly: “… What was that?”

Bey looked at the back of her dress and noticed the door took most of the back with it.

Bey: “AW SHIT!!!!!!!!!!”

TOO BE CONTINUED….

EP4: Suprise!

PREVIOUSLY: Bey leaves Jay after she finds out he sleeps with Rihanna but then she soon realizes she never want's to loose him after he ends up in the hospital for what's presumed to be an anxiety attack. Bey rushes to see him and Rihanna  happens to show up simultaneously 

Beyoncé quickly walked over to Rihanna as Rihanna began speaking.

Rih: “Oh hey Bey! How ha-“

That’s when Bey landed a punch right between her eye’s sending Rihanna sprawling across the room almost into Jay’s mother’s TV set. (They’re in Jay’s old Condo which he gave to his mother after moving in with Bey.)

Bey: “You trifling Bitch! I know you slept with Jay so don’t give me that good girl shit.”

*Rihanna leaning on one hand while wiping the blood from her nose with the other.*

Rih: “I didn’t want it to end up this way. It just happened I swear!”

Bey: “Shut up hoe!” Bey screams as she landed a kick right in Rihanna’s rib cage sending her tumbling over.

*Jay starts getting up, but Bey puts her hand up signaling for him to pause.*

Bey: “it’s alright Jay. I ain’t about to fuck her up. I got more sense than that. Bitch can’t even sell a record let alone keep a man. Bitch your pathetic.” *Laughs*

Bey starts to walk back towards Jay to grab her coat but Rihanna begins talking causing Bey to pause mid step.

*Rih laughing*

Rih: “ahah, you’re just mad because your career is over and mine is –“

Bey: “Your career? Sweetie what career?” * Bey laughs*

Bey: “I ended that shit before it even started. Check my credentials. “

Rih attempts to talk again but Jay interrupts her this time.

Jay: “Rih I think it’s best if you just leave.”

Rih: “But Jay? “

Jay: “Rihanna this is my woman…” *Looks into Bey’s eyes.*

Jay: “And soon to be wife. You’re just a business partner nothing more. I was foolish to do what I did before and I’m sorry I led you on. “

Rih: “Jay how can you sa-“

Jay: “Rihanna…. It’s over.”

*Rihanna starts crying as she picks herself off the floor and runs out the condo*

Bey: “Aww look at my boo being all manly now?”

Jay: “girl what you talm bout? I was a man since day one!” * Two steps towards the couch as Bey Laughs*

*A few months go past and Beyoncé finishes up her The Beyoncé experience tour and Jay releases his “American Gangster “Album in November of 07. Its December and Christmas is rounding the corner as  Jay , Bey , Kelly , Michelle , Angie , Ty , Solange and Bey’s parent’s go out to celebrate the success of her album and Tour.*

They all take a seat at the table. Bey and Jay sit at the opposite ends. Michelle, Mathew and Momma Tina sit on the Right side of the Table. Angie, Ty, Solange and Kelly sit on the left side. Then a random Stranger comes up and asks if they can use the open chair in between Jay and Kelly.

Bey: “sure no one’s sitting there.”

Jay: “No! Someone is sitting there.”

Bey: “Jay…?”

*Jay sips as he stares at Bey*

Jay: “Now Bey… I don’t want you to be mad. And Kelly she said she’s sorry for everything and she wants a new start! “

Bey: “OH HELL NO JAY!”

MT: “Watch your mouth young lady.”

Bey: “Sorry mama.”

Bey: “OH HECK NO JAY!”

Kelly: “Hay I’m Koo with it I got my licks in.”

Jay: “Bey c’mon she’s sorry! Besides I have a contract with her. She’s signed to Roc nations so she’s bound to be around!”

*Bey folds her arms and pokes out her lips.*

Bey: “I don’t want her at this table and that’s that!*”

Jay:” -___-…”

Mathew Knowles: “Now Beyoncé Giselle Knowles! I know I taught you better than that! Forgive and forget. The past is the past let it go!”

Ty lifts his drink in the air and yell’s:

Ty: “Can I get an Amen?!”

Rihanna: “Amen!”

Rihanna wore a slamming long black dress with thick black bumps.

Rih: “Hey everyone. Hey Bey… Kelly. I know I made some bad decisions in the past, but I’ve been going to church and an-“

Kelly placed her hand on her arm and said:

Kelly: “Already forgiven J “

Rih: “Thanks Kelly!”

Michelle: “Girl takes a seat! The waiter should be on his way!”

Rih: “Good because I could eat!”

Bey mumbling to where only Mama Tina only heard her.

Bey: “ Why don’t you just steal a seat? It won’t be the first time you took something that isn’t yours.”

Mama Tina gave Bey the stale face causing Bey to shift her attitude.

Angie: “ Bey did you say something?”

Bey: “ Oh uhm , Yea Rih Welcome back! Forgive and forget is my motto…”

Rihanna smiles and said thanks.

*Bey mumbling again*

Bey: “ fucking home wrecker <_<.”

MT: “ BEY!”

Waiter: “ Who want’s  bread rolls!”

Angie: “ I know I do!” * snatches one.

Waiter: “ Can I take your orders?”

Bey: “ I’ll have a –“

Mathew: “ She’ll have a Salad with a side of Cole slaw and cranberry juice to drink.”

Bey: “ Daddy…”

Mathew: “ Now bay you know you have to watch your figure! You’ve always been one snack away from a fat girl.”

Jay: “ I know that’s right…”

*everyone laughs except Bey*

Everyone orders and then when it comes to Rihanna Bey mumbles:

Bey: “ she’ll have someone else’s Man with a side of dick!”

MT: “ BEY I’m not going to tell you again. You ain’t too old for an ass whooping!”

Bey: “ But mama!”

MT: “ But mama my ass! Now suck it up or else.”

Waiter: “ Alright let me run these to the kitchen. It may take a while though.”

Solange: “ Yall got Rick Ross back they’re or something? O_o”

Waiter: “ No! Miss  Alicia Key’s bought a large order of shrimp for some late album release party I don’t know.”  The waiter explains as he walks off.

Bey: “ Aww I love Alicia , I’d love to work with her one day. She’s always been such a goddess unless most of these flops that enters the music industry now away.”

*Ciara walks pass they’re table*

Ciara: “ BEYONCÉ?”

Bey: “ Speaking of the devil…. Hey Ciara!”

Ciara: “ Girl I love that dress! I think I wore one of those two summers ago. Who knows? You know my fashion sense!”

Bey sips her drink and starts:

Bey: “ ahah nice record sales!  I think I TRIPLED that two summers ago! Not all flops can do it like me!”

Ciara mumbles “ bitch” then walks off.

Jay: “ Yall still going at it?”

Kelly:  “ Yep.”

Angie: “ Damn Bey , You don got up in some of everybody’s ass! “

MT: “ I know that’s right , who you know that does it better?”

Bey: “ not a soul! “ They all laugh and toast to Bey’s success over arrives when suddenly, the food arrives. They all eat and chatter until Bey bites  down on something hard.

Bey: “ The hell is this? Ch.… Ill sue the carper out this hoe! Let this be a … oh my god.” * Looks at Jay and tears up*

Kelly: “ What is it?”

Ty: “ Bey?”

*Bey tears up and fans her face.”

Jay: “ Will you marry me?”

Bey: “ JAY YES!” She dashes from her seat and hugs.

*Jay yelling*

Jay: “ SHE SAID YES EVERYBODY!”

The entire restaurant stands up and cheers as Jay slips on a huge diamond ring on Bey’s finger.

Jay: “ I want you to be my wife. I got 99 problems but knowing that I love you , isn’t one.”

Bey giggles then hugs him again as  they sit back down.

Ty: “  Congrats Bey!”

Bey: “ thank you Ty!”

Kelly: “ My girl is finally getting married!”

Rihanna: “ The best to the both of you!”

Jay: “ Thank you Rihanna.”

Bey: “ mmm…. Thanks.”

Angie: “ Somebody’s getting some Dick tonight! “

Ty: “ YAS Bey you better show em how you ride it!”

*Mama Tina drops her fork causing a loud clinging sound*

Angie: Oh I’m sorry Miss Tina , I forgot you were here…”

MT: “ I’ll never understand you youngins … I really won’t”

Mathew: “ So what about the wedding? Who’s going to pay for this shit? Matter of fact , Bey is you even sure you want to marry this clown? Look at em Bey? C’mon now  you should’ve settled down with Usher or that white boy at least!”

*jay clears his throat*

Solange: “ daddy….”

Mathew: “ No I mean it. What the fuck is she marrying him for? Didn’t he just cheat on her with miss thing over there a few months ago? So you’re all going to just ignore that huh?”

MT: Mathew now that’s ENOUGH…”

Mathew: “ Whatever…Don’t count on me being at the wedding.” *He wipes his mouth off , slides his chair out and leaves the resturaunt.*

Rih: “ I I I think I should get going too.” * slides her chair out and tosses the money on the table for her food*

Jay: “ Rih?”

Bey: “ BYE! “

Jay: “ I’m sorry everybody… This is my entire fault, our dinner is ruined.”

MT: “ Oh sweetie it’s not your fault. His sorry ass has always been like that. He’s against anything that would jeopardize Bey’s career. I’m starting to think he loves her career more than her.”

Bey:” I’m done with him.”

MT: “ Bey doesn’t say that he’s your father.”

Bey: “ I guess.”

They all chat for a few more minutes and then they clear the table and get home.

*Back at Bey’s house. Bey calling Jay who’s sitting on the couch watching ESPN:*

Bey: “Jay? Come on up the stairs I have a surprise for you.”

Jay: “ Mm I like the sound of that!”

When Jay gets upstairs he sees be in fishnet see through lingerie.

Jay: “ hot DAMN!”

Bey: “ It’s all yours.”

Jay walks in and shuts the door behind him. They make love between the sheets and fall asleep after wards putting the entire night behind them.

*Later that night around 1AM someone’s knocking at the door*

Bey: “ What in the hell?...”

Bey slips on her white silk robe and pink bunny slippers and opens the front door.

Bey: “ Mama? Oh my god mama!”

It was Mama Tina. Her face was all bruised and battered and her collar was torn.

Bey: “ Momma who did this!!!!”

MT: “ It It it it…”

Bey: “ mama who!”

MT: “…… Mathew.”

Too Be Continued . . .

EP3: Till death due us part

PREVIOUSLY: Kelly And Rihanna got into an Physical altercation after Kelly heard her bad mouthing Beyonce. Jay and Bey interfered only for Rihanna to Lie about what happened and causing Jay to take her side and Bey got highly upset because she thought Jay would be on her & Kelly's  and forced Jay to sleep on the couch after he took Rihanna home.

That night Beyoncé returned home after dropping off Kelly & Solange tired and broken. She stumbled up the stairs and lay down across her golden silky sheets that were spread across her king size mattress. The next morning she woke up she didn’t even realize she fell asleep. She didn’t shower or change clothes .She woke up assuming Jay had fell asleep on the couch since he wasn’t in their bed.

Bey: “Jay?! “

She walked down the stairs staring at the back of the couch and folded her arms.

Bey: “Jay... I’m sorry I was hard on you last night but I just know Kelly was right! That Rihanna girl seemed sneaky since Day one! Do you forgive me?”

No answer

Bey: “Look Jay you don’t have to ignore me…” 

Bey leaned over the couch only to see no one laying there.  Just an empty space. All of a sudden the door starts squakening open and Bey Dashes up the stairs. She waited about 5 minutes until she heard Jay stop moving and she walked down the stairs with her silk robe on and acted like she just awoken.

Bey: “Hey jay J , Look I’m sorry about-“

Jay: “Shhh... its okay. “ Jay said putting his figure to her lips.

Bey: “Did you sleep well? “

Jay: “Yea this couch did a number on my back though!”

Bey: “Oh you slept on the couch I never heard you come in?”

Jay: “Yea I came in last night after I dropped Rihanna off.”

Bey: “Eh em.” * Takes seat on the couch*

Bey: “See Jay. I was just starting to trust you. Jay I came down here earlier and your lying ass wasn’t even here. So you wanna try that lie again?”

Jay: “Uh uh... um...Damn.”

*Bey now yelling*

Bey: “DAMN IS RIGHT NIGGA. Where were you last night?”

Jay:” I fell asleep in the car.”

Bey: “Where was it parked?”

Jay: “By McDonalds about an hour away.”

Bey: “Oh really? Well then.” * Picks up phone*

Jay: “Bay what are you doing…?”

Bey: “Hello Kelly? You stay Near McDonalds right? Okay now did you see –?” * Jay grabs the phone and hangs up*

Jay: “Alright fuck man... I didn’t fall asleep in the car just drop it.” * Jay starts walking towards the kitchen.*

Bey: “Well where you then Jay were?”

Jay: “Nowhere.”

Bey: “I’m going to ask you this o-“

Jay: “ALRIGHT I SPENT THE NIGHT AT RIHANNA’S HOUSE.”

Bey: “Did you fuck her?”

Jay: “What?”

Bey:” … Did you fuck her?” * Wipes tear that started streaming down her cheek

Jay: “Bey doesn’t cry please.” * tries to hold her but Bey slaps him so hard it leaves a mark on his face.*

Bey: “Answer the fucking question JAY!”

Jay: “Bey you know I wouldn’t do something like that, she wouldn’t even let me past the dining room she made me sleep on the couch after I told her I didn’t feel like driving home. Please Bey Trust me on this one” * Jay walks back up to her *

Bey: “IM sorry I didn’t trust you. I don’t know why I get like this sometimes. I’m sorry Jay.” * They kiss slowly for about half a minute and then hug.*
Jay: “from now on let’s start over. A fresh start okay? Besides Kelly really beat the shit out of her.”

*they both start chuckling as they’re for heads are inclined*

Bey: “ahah, from now on. Let have a fresh set-“

All of a sudden a black thong drops out of Jay’s hoodie.

*Bey backs away from him*

Jay: “Bey I ca-“

Bey: “Get out.”

Jay: “Bey doesn’t-“

Bey: “GET OUT… NOW!!!”

*Bey picks up a green vase*

Jay: “Bey what about our fresh start?”

Bey: “Were you thinking about a fresh start when you were fucking her?”

Bey throws the face causing Jay to duck and it shattered on the wall.

Bey: “I fucking trusted you!”

*throws a glass vase*

Bey: “GET OUT!”

Jay leaves leaving the door slightly cracked and Bey starts pouring in tears and falls on the couch crying her eyes out wielding a glass. Suddenly the door creaks open and Bey Starts shouting again but she realizes it’s her dad Mathew Knowles.

Mat: “whoa now baby girl, But the glass down.” * lowers her hand and sits her down on the couch.

Mat: “What happened?”

*Bey still crying barely able to stammer the words out*

Bey: “Jay he he...” * starts crying*

Mat: “he did what Baby? I can’t help if you won’t talk to me

*Bey wipes her eyes with the sleeves of her robe, clears her throat and starts talking again.*

Bey: “He cheated on me. “

Mat: “I’ll fuck him up. No one treats my Baby girl like that.” * stands up and heads towards the door *

Bey: “dad NO! “ * run towards the door but it was too late.*

Later that night Bey’s sitting on the couch which a bucket of ice cream when she hears a knock at the door.

*Bey opens the door to see jay standing there with some flowers. She rolls her eyes and starts to slam the door but jay sticks his foot out.*

Jay: “Bey looks. I know we had out up and downs, but I TRULY am sorry. Ill diss Rihanna right now if you want me to please Bey just forgive me! I’ll get down on my knees I love you!”

*Bey opens the door*

Bey: “I missed you.”

*Jay smiling*

Jay: “I missed you too. I really am sorry. “

*Bey notices a bandage across his nose*

Bey: “What happened to your nose?”

Jay:” … You’re Dad. “

*Bey giggles and hugs jay as they slowly spin in circles locked in each other’s arms. Bey puts her hands in his pocket and stares into his eyes.*

Bey: “so you missed me huh?” * smiling*

Jay: “Yea boo. I love you.”

Bey: “Tell me what did you miss about me?”

Jay: “Baby I missed your hair, that perfume you always wear, your skin tone, your dimples, nose, lips eyes, your everything!”

Bey: “aww.” * Bey giggles and looks down and stops spinning while he’s facing the door way.*

Jay: “What’s wrong?”

Bey: “You are.”

Bey snatches her Key out of his pocket and pushed him out into the open hallway of her condo.

Jay: “Bey?”

*Solange and Angie come down the stairs holding garbage bags filled with clothes.*

Bey: “Whelp. You can think of all of that while your finding your ass a new place to stay.”

*Solange and Angie toss his shit in the hallway and give him dirty looks*

Angie: “Ass hole!”

Jay: “C’mon Ang-“

Sol: “good riddens nigga!” * slams the door & locks it *

*Angie pops open a bottle of wine and sip it.*

Ang: “Who’s ready for a DRANK?!”

Bey: “Gorl you KNOW I am!” * laughing *

*Solange turns up the music as they dance around in footie pajamas and soon end up drunk and asleep on the floor*

The next morning Bey is awoken by her cell phone ringing off the hook! She looked around to find Solange and Angie snoring. Angie was fast asleep on the kitchen table and Solange upside down on the couch.

*Bey Answers the phone with her voice still grimy*

Bey: “Hello?”

Momma Tina: “Bey it’s your mother.”

Bey: “Hey mama what happened?”

MT: “its Jay…”

Bey: “Mama I’m sorry but I-“

MT: “He’s in the hospital.”

Bey: “what?”

MT: “His mother called and said he said he felt like he couldn’t breathe, He’s staying at his private suite hospital in his Old condo that he gave to his mother.”

*After they get done talking Bey slips on some clothes and sneak out to see Jay. Jay was at his private suite hospital. At his old Condo he had before moving in with Bey.8

*Bey knocks at the door and a tall white man answers who’s Jay’s old butler.*

Bey: “Hey Wilfred!”

Bey: “Madam Beyoncé.” * He Bows and lets her in*

Bey: “Jay! “ * She runs over to his hospital bed and hugs him*

*Jay in a low voice*

Jay: “I thought you were done with me?”

Bey: “I was but… I love you. Jay I didn’t know what to do when I found out you were in a hospital. The thought of you leaving my life is horrifying and I want to spend every minute of my life with you before I let that happen.” * Starts Crying *

Jay: “Bey I-”

*Bey Kisses him*

While they kissed all of their old memories flooded back to Bey in a vision, but they were cut short when the door creaked open and an all too familiar voice shouted

 “Jay?”

Beyoncé looked up to see Rihanna standing in the middle of the room staring deeply into Bey’s eyes.

Too Be Continued . . .

EP2:Rihanna

“Hi. I’m Rihanna.”

*Bey sips her drink and stares at her hand.*

Rihanna: “Oh um.”

Jay: “Bey Loo-“

Bey: “STOP!”

Bey placed her drink on a mahogany table and cleared her throat before she started speaking.

Bey: “Honey… Would you kindly explain to me what you’re doing in MY house… in MY bedroom… with MY... man?”

Rah: “Well uh we were discussing our contract.”

Bey: “OH contract you say? A contract so god damn important the shit couldn’t be discussed over the Phone? But it had to be discussed in MY house at 11 o’clock at night?”

Jay: “Bey I –“

Rih: “I insisted that me and Jay talk in person and maybe go over it with some dinner.”

*Bey walks across the room and grabs her purse. She pulls out a pink pocket knife causing Rihanna to step back a little*

Bey: “Girl chill I was looking for my Nail filler, if I was gon whoop yo ass, I would’ve been in the county jail by now…”

Bey: “Now tell me … Rihanna… Why did you want to discuss this so urgent contract in person?”

Rih: “Because I wanted to meet you.”

Bey: “Really?”

*Bey Looks at Jay and then back at Rihanna *

Jay: “See chill yo ass out, were just friends besides she has a man.”

Bey: “You know what I don’t really trust you, But I’m gonna give you a chance Rihanna… Don’t fuck it up. And who are you with?”

Rih: “Chris Brown.”

Bey: “The HIT R&B singer Chris brown? Light skinned baggy jean, long T shirt Chris Brown? “

Rih: “Yea that’s him!”

Jay: “Well that’s enough conversation and Rihanna really has got to get going now don’t you? “

Rih: “Uh yea, did you mind if I used your bathroom real quick? “

Bey: “Yes I d- “

Jay: “down the hall first door on the left.”

*Rihanna exits to the bathroom as Jay & Bey starts talking.*

Bey: “I don’t like her, she seems sneaky.”

Jay: “Bey TRUST me on this one she’s cool.”

*Bey rolls her eyes and sighed*

Bey:”… Alright Jay. But don’t let her slip up…”

Jay: “After Rihanna leave you wan-“

Bey: “HAIL NO!”

*A Few months go past and Rihanna drops her good girl gone bad album on May 30, which only dropped 160 copies in its debut week. Resuming the scene after Beyoncé’s 2007 BET award performance Kelly heads back to her dressing room when she over hears Rihanna talking on the phone in the bathroom.*

Rih: “Hello? Oh hey girl! Yea everything’s fine. Yea I met Beyoncé… She’s such a bitch, She’s probably mad because the bitch can’t rock a dress like me! Hater’s gonna hate! “

*Kelly thinking to herself*

[Ooooo I should go fuck her up for Bey! No Kelly keep it civilized! Don’t do it, she ain’t worth it.]

Rih: “And then she had the NERVE to not shake my hand?!” * laughs “Girl I am from Barbados we don’t play that okay!”

*Flushes the toilet laughing*

Rih: “yes and girl Jay z is so cute! “

*Rihanna starts opening the door still talking on the phone*

Rih: “Don’t worry because once jay gets some of this up-“

Kelly: “caught yo old sneaky ass huh bitches?”

Rih: “Girl let me call you back….”

*Kelly starts taking off her earrings and kicks off her flip flops*

Kelly: “c’mon bitch, I been waiting a long time for a good ass whooping! “

Rih: “aw boo, you mad because you’re the lessor part of DC3? Aww aren’t you cute looking like an over grown Hershey’s bar with yo black ass! Your last album didn’t even sell 100k in its first week! Your PATHETIC! ” * laughs*

Kelly:  “Oh so the thrift store dress wearing bitch got jokes huh? Tell me Rih…If you’re dating Chris… Then how come last week Jay gave him a pack of condoms to smash a groupie?”

Rih: “Now you’re lying, Bitch your pathetic.”

*Kelly starts laughing in Rihanna’s face and begins to speak again*

Kelly: “hahaha LYING?! Before Chris took off with the condoms he told Jay that he was gonna make her scream Mr. Breezy like the time you did on his tour bus.”

Rihanna was pissed as hell now and Kelly was laughing in her face. Rihanna sighed through her nose and crossed her arms.

Kelly: “Oh so you mad huh bitch? Hahaha!”

*Rihanna starts smiling and says...*

Rih: “No but you’re about to be.”

*Rihanna spits on Kelly and then tries to head back towards the exit which led to parking lot but Kelly caught her by her weave and Yanked her towards the ground*

Rih: “get off me bitch!”

*Kelly gave Rihanna two jabs in the face and need her in the stomach*

The exit door creaked open to reveal jay z standing in the door way. As soon as he saw Kelly beating Rihanna’s ass he dashed over there to break it up.

Rih: “Jay gets this crazy fucker off of me! “

Jay: “Kelly let go!”

Kelly had Rihanna by her wig dragging her through the hallway. Bey emerged through the door after being alarmed from Jay’s yelling.

Bey: “Jay what ha- , Oh shit Kelly! O_o “

Jay wrapped his arms around Kelly’s stomach and squeezed her until she stopped. Kelly put her hands in the air and repeatedly said “Alright I’m done, I’m done.”

Bey: “Kelly what happened?”

*Kelly breathing deeply*

Kelly: “Bey… I confr- “

Rih: “She just attacked me like some kind of animal. I didn’t do anything wrong I’m innocent!”

Kelly: “bitch let me speak!  “

Rih: “Who you calling a bitch?!”

Rihanna attempted jumping on Kelly but Jay grabbed her as she tried to squirm free.

Jay: “Rih CHILL!”

*Rihanna takes a deep breath and wipes the blood from her lip*

Rih: “Whatever…”

Kelly: “I confronted her after I heard her bad mouthing you in the bathroom. She was on the phone with one of her little friends saying she was trying to steal Jay away from you.”

*Bey kicked off her heels and tossed her white trench coat at Kelly*

Bey: “girl hold my shit.”

Bey jumped at Rihanna and jay interfered again.

Jay: “man CHILL! Let’s hear both sides of the story before jumping to conclusions Bay! Now Rih… Talk.”

Rih: “I swear, I was looking for Jay when Kelly came up to me and started talking about I need to stop fucking up Beyoncé’s relationship. Then she got mad when I tried to walk away and she just jumped on me! I swear!”

*Jay looks at Kelly*

Kelly: “C’mon Jay you gon believe that she-.”

Jay: “Bey takes Kelly home, C’mon Rihanna.”

Jay helped her with her coat and picked up her bag.

Bey: “Jay? Excuse you?  How are you choosing her over Kelly? You know Kelly Rowland, my Ride or Die that’s been they’re through thick and thin?”

Jay: “I don’t know what happened but I’m not about to sit her on some kiddy shit. Kelly shouldn’t have jumped on her like that.”
*Rihanna starts crying*

Rih: “I just want to go home, I I didn’t want this to happen. “

Kelly: “Oh please.”

Jay: “Kelly SHUT UP!”

Bey: “No YOU shut the fuck up!”

*Jay gets in Beyoncé’s face *

Bey: “Oh you gon hit me? Please do.”

Jay:” Bey you kn-“

Bey: “Whatever, Take her home. And when you get home… Sleep on the couch like the worthless shit you are.”
Jay: “Bey Im-“

Bey: “Save It Jay! Let’s go Kelly.”

*Bey and Kelly starts to walk off when the door creak’s open and Solange walk’s in.*

Sol: “O_o what the hell happened up in here? And why Kelly sitting over they’re looking like Whoopi Goldberg in the color purple?”

*Solange tries to step over to Bey but trips, Bey grabs her arm*

Sol: “Damn girl I can’t walk in heels for shit!”

Bey: “Solange?”

Sol: “Yea? “

Bey: “You’re wearing flats.”

*Rihanna giggles until Bey gives her the look.*

Bey: “Solange have you been drinking?”

Solo: “I had a shot or two… or six.”

*Rihanna sniffs real loud*

Jay: “look ill see yall after I drop her off.”

*Jay waits for Bey to say Bye but there’s just an awkward silence so he just leaves*

Kelly: “Damn Bey I’m sorry.”

*Bey helping Solange to her feet*

Bey: “Don’t even worry; I knew that bitch was sneaky since day one!”

I Am Beyonce : Pilot Episode

Destiny’s Child. One of the hottest girl groups of the 90’s. From hits like “Survivor” to hits like “Say my Name”, they had it going on! Thing’s don’t always work out how they seem. Things were going just fine until They “Decided” to pursue solo careers…. Well that’s what the media thinks, here’s my way of portraying things…

*Sometime in early 2007*

Beyoncé woke up yawning to the spell of bacon frying downstairs. Bey turned my head softly to the right and smiled at the rose jay had left her on his side of the bed. She swerved her body around and slipped on her pink bunny slippers, white silk robe and made her way down stairs.

Bey: “Hey Jay!”

They softly kissed as he turned the stove off.

Jay: “Breakfast?”

Bey: “Well I’m not-“

Jay: “c’mon Bey!”

He said with a smile, Jay new she couldn’t resist his smile.

She reached for a bagel and leaned over the island eating it in small bites to make it last. Jay’s phone began to vibrate on the counter causing Bey’s eyes to drift its way. Quickly she dashed over to answer it but he beat her to hit.

Jay: “Hello?”

Jay: “aw hey, was sup? Uhh.. Hold on for a minute.”

 Jay clenched the phone to his chest and whispered

Jay: “I’ll be right back, it’s a business call … You know how these are.”

Bey  licked the bagel spread from my upper lip and said

Bey: “alright, take your time.”

Jay: “Oh don’t worry you know how LONG I can be.” He said winking.

She giggled and started talking again,

 Bey: “Jay get yo horny ass out my kitchen! “

After he left she started on another bagel waiting for him to come back. She danced around the kitchen till she noticed something on the fridge. There was an R then a winky face on a sheet of paper with a phone number written down on it. It wasn’t Jay’s hand writing so Bey immediately got suspicious.

*Jay walks dropping his phone in the pocket of his black wool sweater, To see Bey upset with her arms folded holding a torn sheet of white paper*

Bey: “Um jay that’s number is this? And don’t lie to me I know it ain’t one of your little Roc buddy’s so you better fess up.”

Jay: “Bey CHILL! Some fan gave this too me when I was out buying groceries to cook for yo ass! I told her I would surprise her and call her just to be nice.”

Bey: “Oh…”

 She didn’t know what to say, how could she not trust him?

Jay: “Yea…OH!” Jay said snatching the sheet of paper and clipping it back on the fridge.

Bey: “Well yo ass better not be sneaking around that’s for sure!  I almost had to beat ASHOULDNTI’S ass at that Pre Grammy party back in 03!”

Jay: “Bey, she bumped into me… ON ACCIDENT!”

Bey: “Accident my ass! What was an accident was her career, Let one of these little fast hoes slip up again jay…”

Jay: “Bey-“

Bey: “JAY!”

Jay grabbed Bey from behind by her waist, kissed her neck and began to explain how much he loved her and would never cheat on her. They laughed and giggled until Bey caught site of the time.

Bey: “Shit, I have to get ready to go to Rehearsals for the BET awards. You gon be okay without me?”

Jay: “Of course I will, As long as we still on for tonight?” He said winking.

Bey giggled and turned away.

Bey: “Well see Jay! “

Jay: “Keep fucking around and I’ll hit up Ashanti!”

Bey: “Yea ok, keep fucking around & ill hit up usher.”

Jay: “You wouldn’t do that Bey…”

Bey walked up the stairs and flashed jay a devilish smile.

Jay: “Bey yo ass better stop playing! “

*At Rehearsals for the 2007 B.E.T awards*

Bey:  “ladies and Gentlemen, Kelly Rowland”

Kelly then came prancing down the aisle singing every lyric on key!

Kelly: “I told yall I was gonna bump like THIS!”

 Until she slipped and busted her shit on the floor; everyone dashed off the stage to and helped Kelly up.

Michelle: “Kelly girl  ... get it TOGETHER “

Kelly: “Michelle LEARN HOW TO SELL SOME RECORDS!”

Michelle: “Kelly you know wha-“

Bey: “yawl this is not the time for arguments we have to get this down!”

Kelly: “Yea Bey you right…”

Bey: besides Michelle you owe us for that time you busted your shit on 106NPark even though it was HILARIOUS!”

Bey and Kelly started dying of laughter while Michelle sat there with her stale face on embarrassed.

Michelle: “Kelly let me know when you can hit a note on Key boo! “

Kelly: “Look Bi-”

Solange: “Well yall its time to wrap it up, everyone’s heading out  ... Bey you need a ride home?”

Kelly grabbed Beyoncé’s arm and began speaking,

Kelly: “No but Michelle’s broke ass does AHAH!”

Kelly and Beyoncé walked up the red carpet towards the Exit door.

Bey: “Kelly you ain’t right.”

Kelly: “Girl she knows I’m playing!”

About an hour or so later Beyoncé returned home, tired, hungry and frustrated. She waved at Kelly, who then slowly pulled out the driveway. Bey shut the door and tossed her Hauteneese purse on the white sofa which glew in the moonlight. Bey noticed something different about the house… Something strange. The lights were dimmed low, the smell of candles in the air, and music playing throughout the house.

Bey: “Jay? “

No answer.

She walked towards the island where she saw a meal jay prepared for her and a bottle of half drunken Champaign on the table.

Bey: “Damn I got me a good man! “ Bey said out loud to her.

She reached for a glass until she noticed one with lip stick prints in it.

Bey: “mmm… This must’ve been mine. My lazy ass needs to St-“Bey heard music traveling through the house upstairs and began slow dancing along to the beat.

Bey: “Yasss! Minnie Ripperton!” She began to sing along as she poured herself a glass of Champaign and toured up stairs.
Bey: “Looovvinnn youuu!” Bey sang as she sipped her drink.

Bey: “ooooo Jay I had such a rough day today you don’t even know!” Bey said taking off her ear rings in the bathroom window. She gazed at the bath tub which was filled with bubbles and lit candles all around it. Bey smiled as she headed towards the bedroom taking off her gold Dereon pumps and tossed her weave over her left shoulder. Beyoncé reached for the golden door knob still rambling about how her day went, assuming jay was clinging on to her every word.

Bey: “jay you wouldn’t believe how my Da-“

She opened the door to see a tall, light toned girl with short black hair wearing a short black dress and black pumps sitting on her bed. Jay was standing up with his hands in his jeans glaring back at Beyoncé.

Beyoncé sipped her drink and began to speak.

 Bey: “Jay… Who’s this?” Beyoncé said leaning on the wall and crossing one leg over the other, wielding her drink close to her lips as possible.

Jay: “Now Bey before you snap out let me exp-“
Bey: “Jay no, we don’t have time for that shit  ... please let me know who Miss Thang is?”

She stood up with an awkward expression on her face and slipped her arm out towards Bey.

“Hi. I’m Rihanna.”

Too Be Continued . . . . . .