I Am Beyonce : Pilot Episode

Destiny’s Child. One of the hottest girl groups of the 90’s. From hits like “Survivor” to hits like “Say my Name”, they had it going on! Thing’s don’t always work out how they seem. Things were going just fine until They “Decided” to pursue solo careers…. Well that’s what the media thinks, here’s my way of portraying things…

*Sometime in early 2007*

Beyoncé woke up yawning to the spell of bacon frying downstairs. Bey turned my head softly to the right and smiled at the rose jay had left her on his side of the bed. She swerved her body around and slipped on her pink bunny slippers, white silk robe and made her way down stairs.

Bey: “Hey Jay!”

They softly kissed as he turned the stove off.

Jay: “Breakfast?”

Bey: “Well I’m not-“

Jay: “c’mon Bey!”

He said with a smile, Jay new she couldn’t resist his smile.

She reached for a bagel and leaned over the island eating it in small bites to make it last. Jay’s phone began to vibrate on the counter causing Bey’s eyes to drift its way. Quickly she dashed over to answer it but he beat her to hit.

Jay: “Hello?”

Jay: “aw hey, was sup? Uhh.. Hold on for a minute.”

 Jay clenched the phone to his chest and whispered

Jay: “I’ll be right back, it’s a business call … You know how these are.”

Bey  licked the bagel spread from my upper lip and said

Bey: “alright, take your time.”

Jay: “Oh don’t worry you know how LONG I can be.” He said winking.

She giggled and started talking again,

 Bey: “Jay get yo horny ass out my kitchen! “

After he left she started on another bagel waiting for him to come back. She danced around the kitchen till she noticed something on the fridge. There was an R then a winky face on a sheet of paper with a phone number written down on it. It wasn’t Jay’s hand writing so Bey immediately got suspicious.

*Jay walks dropping his phone in the pocket of his black wool sweater, To see Bey upset with her arms folded holding a torn sheet of white paper*

Bey: “Um jay that’s number is this? And don’t lie to me I know it ain’t one of your little Roc buddy’s so you better fess up.”

Jay: “Bey CHILL! Some fan gave this too me when I was out buying groceries to cook for yo ass! I told her I would surprise her and call her just to be nice.”

Bey: “Oh…”

 She didn’t know what to say, how could she not trust him?

Jay: “Yea…OH!” Jay said snatching the sheet of paper and clipping it back on the fridge.

Bey: “Well yo ass better not be sneaking around that’s for sure!  I almost had to beat ASHOULDNTI’S ass at that Pre Grammy party back in 03!”

Jay: “Bey, she bumped into me… ON ACCIDENT!”

Bey: “Accident my ass! What was an accident was her career, Let one of these little fast hoes slip up again jay…”

Jay: “Bey-“

Bey: “JAY!”

Jay grabbed Bey from behind by her waist, kissed her neck and began to explain how much he loved her and would never cheat on her. They laughed and giggled until Bey caught site of the time.

Bey: “Shit, I have to get ready to go to Rehearsals for the BET awards. You gon be okay without me?”

Jay: “Of course I will, As long as we still on for tonight?” He said winking.

Bey giggled and turned away.

Bey: “Well see Jay! “

Jay: “Keep fucking around and I’ll hit up Ashanti!”

Bey: “Yea ok, keep fucking around & ill hit up usher.”

Jay: “You wouldn’t do that Bey…”

Bey walked up the stairs and flashed jay a devilish smile.

Jay: “Bey yo ass better stop playing! “

*At Rehearsals for the 2007 B.E.T awards*

Bey:  “ladies and Gentlemen, Kelly Rowland”

Kelly then came prancing down the aisle singing every lyric on key!

Kelly: “I told yall I was gonna bump like THIS!”

 Until she slipped and busted her shit on the floor; everyone dashed off the stage to and helped Kelly up.

Michelle: “Kelly girl  ... get it TOGETHER “

Kelly: “Michelle LEARN HOW TO SELL SOME RECORDS!”

Michelle: “Kelly you know wha-“

Bey: “yawl this is not the time for arguments we have to get this down!”

Kelly: “Yea Bey you right…”

Bey: besides Michelle you owe us for that time you busted your shit on 106NPark even though it was HILARIOUS!”

Bey and Kelly started dying of laughter while Michelle sat there with her stale face on embarrassed.

Michelle: “Kelly let me know when you can hit a note on Key boo! “

Kelly: “Look Bi-”

Solange: “Well yall its time to wrap it up, everyone’s heading out  ... Bey you need a ride home?”

Kelly grabbed Beyoncé’s arm and began speaking,

Kelly: “No but Michelle’s broke ass does AHAH!”

Kelly and Beyoncé walked up the red carpet towards the Exit door.

Bey: “Kelly you ain’t right.”

Kelly: “Girl she knows I’m playing!”

About an hour or so later Beyoncé returned home, tired, hungry and frustrated. She waved at Kelly, who then slowly pulled out the driveway. Bey shut the door and tossed her Hauteneese purse on the white sofa which glew in the moonlight. Bey noticed something different about the house… Something strange. The lights were dimmed low, the smell of candles in the air, and music playing throughout the house.

Bey: “Jay? “

No answer.

She walked towards the island where she saw a meal jay prepared for her and a bottle of half drunken Champaign on the table.

Bey: “Damn I got me a good man! “ Bey said out loud to her.

She reached for a glass until she noticed one with lip stick prints in it.

Bey: “mmm… This must’ve been mine. My lazy ass needs to St-“Bey heard music traveling through the house upstairs and began slow dancing along to the beat.

Bey: “Yasss! Minnie Ripperton!” She began to sing along as she poured herself a glass of Champaign and toured up stairs.
Bey: “Looovvinnn youuu!” Bey sang as she sipped her drink.

Bey: “ooooo Jay I had such a rough day today you don’t even know!” Bey said taking off her ear rings in the bathroom window. She gazed at the bath tub which was filled with bubbles and lit candles all around it. Bey smiled as she headed towards the bedroom taking off her gold Dereon pumps and tossed her weave over her left shoulder. Beyoncé reached for the golden door knob still rambling about how her day went, assuming jay was clinging on to her every word.

Bey: “jay you wouldn’t believe how my Da-“

She opened the door to see a tall, light toned girl with short black hair wearing a short black dress and black pumps sitting on her bed. Jay was standing up with his hands in his jeans glaring back at Beyoncé.

Beyoncé sipped her drink and began to speak.

 Bey: “Jay… Who’s this?” Beyoncé said leaning on the wall and crossing one leg over the other, wielding her drink close to her lips as possible.

Jay: “Now Bey before you snap out let me exp-“
Bey: “Jay no, we don’t have time for that shit  ... please let me know who Miss Thang is?”

She stood up with an awkward expression on her face and slipped her arm out towards Bey.

“Hi. I’m Rihanna.”

Too Be Continued . . . . . .