“Hi. I’m Rihanna.”
*Bey sips her drink and stares at her hand.*
Rihanna: “Oh um.”
Jay: “Bey Loo-“
Bey: “STOP!”
Bey placed her drink on a mahogany table and cleared her throat before she started speaking.
Bey: “Honey… Would you kindly explain to me what you’re doing in MY house… in MY bedroom… with MY... man?”
Rah: “Well uh we were discussing our contract.”
Bey: “OH contract you say? A contract so god damn important the shit couldn’t be discussed over the Phone? But it had to be discussed in MY house at 11 o’clock at night?”
Jay: “Bey I –“
Rih: “I insisted that me and Jay talk in person and maybe go over it with some dinner.”
*Bey walks across the room and grabs her purse. She pulls out a pink pocket knife causing Rihanna to step back a little*
Bey: “Girl chill I was looking for my Nail filler, if I was gon whoop yo ass, I would’ve been in the county jail by now…”
Bey: “Now tell me … Rihanna… Why did you want to discuss this so urgent contract in person?”
Rih: “Because I wanted to meet you.”
Bey: “Really?”
*Bey Looks at Jay and then back at Rihanna *
Jay: “See chill yo ass out, were just friends besides she has a man.”
Bey: “You know what I don’t really trust you, But I’m gonna give you a chance Rihanna… Don’t fuck it up. And who are you with?”
Rih: “Chris Brown.”
Bey: “The HIT R&B singer Chris brown? Light skinned baggy jean, long T shirt Chris Brown? “
Rih: “Yea that’s him!”
Jay: “Well that’s enough conversation and Rihanna really has got to get going now don’t you? “
Rih: “Uh yea, did you mind if I used your bathroom real quick? “
Bey: “Yes I d- “
Jay: “down the hall first door on the left.”
*Rihanna exits to the bathroom as Jay & Bey starts talking.*
Bey: “I don’t like her, she seems sneaky.”
Jay: “Bey TRUST me on this one she’s cool.”
*Bey rolls her eyes and sighed*
Bey:”… Alright Jay. But don’t let her slip up…”
Jay: “After Rihanna leave you wan-“
Bey: “HAIL NO!”
*A Few months go past and Rihanna drops her good girl gone bad album on May 30, which only dropped 160 copies in its debut week. Resuming the scene after Beyoncé’s 2007 BET award performance Kelly heads back to her dressing room when she over hears Rihanna talking on the phone in the bathroom.*
Rih: “Hello? Oh hey girl! Yea everything’s fine. Yea I met Beyoncé… She’s such a bitch, She’s probably mad because the bitch can’t rock a dress like me! Hater’s gonna hate! “
*Kelly thinking to herself*
[Ooooo I should go fuck her up for Bey! No Kelly keep it civilized! Don’t do it, she ain’t worth it.]
Rih: “And then she had the NERVE to not shake my hand?!” * laughs “Girl I am from Barbados we don’t play that okay!”
*Flushes the toilet laughing*
Rih: “yes and girl Jay z is so cute! “
*Rihanna starts opening the door still talking on the phone*
Rih: “Don’t worry because once jay gets some of this up-“
Kelly: “caught yo old sneaky ass huh bitches?”
Rih: “Girl let me call you back….”
*Kelly starts taking off her earrings and kicks off her flip flops*
Kelly: “c’mon bitch, I been waiting a long time for a good ass whooping! “
Rih: “aw boo, you mad because you’re the lessor part of DC3? Aww aren’t you cute looking like an over grown Hershey’s bar with yo black ass! Your last album didn’t even sell 100k in its first week! Your PATHETIC! ” * laughs*
Kelly: “Oh so the thrift store dress wearing bitch got jokes huh? Tell me Rih…If you’re dating Chris… Then how come last week Jay gave him a pack of condoms to smash a groupie?”
Rih: “Now you’re lying, Bitch your pathetic.”
*Kelly starts laughing in Rihanna’s face and begins to speak again*
Kelly: “hahaha LYING?! Before Chris took off with the condoms he told Jay that he was gonna make her scream Mr. Breezy like the time you did on his tour bus.”
Rihanna was pissed as hell now and Kelly was laughing in her face. Rihanna sighed through her nose and crossed her arms.
Kelly: “Oh so you mad huh bitch? Hahaha!”
*Rihanna starts smiling and says...*
Rih: “No but you’re about to be.”
*Rihanna spits on Kelly and then tries to head back towards the exit which led to parking lot but Kelly caught her by her weave and Yanked her towards the ground*
Rih: “get off me bitch!”
*Kelly gave Rihanna two jabs in the face and need her in the stomach*
The exit door creaked open to reveal jay z standing in the door way. As soon as he saw Kelly beating Rihanna’s ass he dashed over there to break it up.
Rih: “Jay gets this crazy fucker off of me! “
Jay: “Kelly let go!”
Kelly had Rihanna by her wig dragging her through the hallway. Bey emerged through the door after being alarmed from Jay’s yelling.
Bey: “Jay what ha- , Oh shit Kelly! O_o “
Jay wrapped his arms around Kelly’s stomach and squeezed her until she stopped. Kelly put her hands in the air and repeatedly said “Alright I’m done, I’m done.”
Bey: “Kelly what happened?”
*Kelly breathing deeply*
Kelly: “Bey… I confr- “
Rih: “She just attacked me like some kind of animal. I didn’t do anything wrong I’m innocent!”
Kelly: “bitch let me speak! “
Rih: “Who you calling a bitch?!”
Rihanna attempted jumping on Kelly but Jay grabbed her as she tried to squirm free.
Jay: “Rih CHILL!”
*Rihanna takes a deep breath and wipes the blood from her lip*
Rih: “Whatever…”
Kelly: “I confronted her after I heard her bad mouthing you in the bathroom. She was on the phone with one of her little friends saying she was trying to steal Jay away from you.”
*Bey kicked off her heels and tossed her white trench coat at Kelly*
Bey: “girl hold my shit.”
Bey jumped at Rihanna and jay interfered again.
Jay: “man CHILL! Let’s hear both sides of the story before jumping to conclusions Bay! Now Rih… Talk.”
Rih: “I swear, I was looking for Jay when Kelly came up to me and started talking about I need to stop fucking up Beyoncé’s relationship. Then she got mad when I tried to walk away and she just jumped on me! I swear!”
*Jay looks at Kelly*
Kelly: “C’mon Jay you gon believe that she-.”
Jay: “Bey takes Kelly home, C’mon Rihanna.”
Jay helped her with her coat and picked up her bag.
Bey: “Jay? Excuse you? How are you choosing her over Kelly? You know Kelly Rowland, my Ride or Die that’s been they’re through thick and thin?”
Jay: “I don’t know what happened but I’m not about to sit her on some kiddy shit. Kelly shouldn’t have jumped on her like that.”
*Rihanna starts crying*
*Rihanna starts crying*
Rih: “I just want to go home, I I didn’t want this to happen. “
Kelly: “Oh please.”
Jay: “Kelly SHUT UP!”
Bey: “No YOU shut the fuck up!”
*Jay gets in Beyoncé’s face *
Bey: “Oh you gon hit me? Please do.”
Jay:” Bey you kn-“
Bey: “Whatever, Take her home. And when you get home… Sleep on the couch like the worthless shit you are.”
Jay: “Bey Im-“
Jay: “Bey Im-“
Bey: “Save It Jay! Let’s go Kelly.”
*Bey and Kelly starts to walk off when the door creak’s open and Solange walk’s in.*
Sol: “O_o what the hell happened up in here? And why Kelly sitting over they’re looking like Whoopi Goldberg in the color purple?”
*Solange tries to step over to Bey but trips, Bey grabs her arm*
Sol: “Damn girl I can’t walk in heels for shit!”
Bey: “Solange?”
Sol: “Yea? “
Bey: “You’re wearing flats.”
*Rihanna giggles until Bey gives her the look.*
Bey: “Solange have you been drinking?”
Solo: “I had a shot or two… or six.”
*Rihanna sniffs real loud*
Jay: “look ill see yall after I drop her off.”
*Jay waits for Bey to say Bye but there’s just an awkward silence so he just leaves*
Kelly: “Damn Bey I’m sorry.”
*Bey helping Solange to her feet*
Bey: “Don’t even worry; I knew that bitch was sneaky since day one!”
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